Hermes charged with mail fraud!

Messenger to the gods, Hermes, was taken in to custody today charged with 10 counts of mail fraud. He has been accused of sending out numerous false bills. According to one victim, Poseidon, he received a water bill that was upwards of 600$! “..which is false”, he accused, “I conserve my water as best I can and I have never had one higher than 250$.” Hermes has not yet plead guilty and will be in court later this week.

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